By PAUL “NOMAD” NICHOLASI 

Greetings to all Spooky Kids! Today is DAY 3 of our 24 Days of Halloween Toys Mystery Calendar! Each day from now ’til the high holiest of creepy days, you’ll be able to click on a vid below and reveal the TERRORS that hide beneath … on the lazy Susan … OF DOOOOM!!!

Disclaimer: RUE MORGUE is not responsible for anyone’s brain exploding from fright. Thank you for watching!

Spitting Frankie

Ahhhh … the long, storied history of the “spitting toy.” Think of any iconic pop culture figure. Think of the most badass of all action heroes. Think of the prettiest of princesses, most noble of thinkers and the wackiest of cartoon characters. All of them would be made profoundly more amusing in ball form with a little hole allowing them to spit water at all of life’s injustices. In this light, I’m positive a spitting Frankenstein’s Monster makes perfect cosmic sense.

Check back here every day until Halloween for more unspeakable playthings!

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